{"id":1827,"date":"2011-07-28T15:27:24","date_gmt":"2011-07-28T20:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/?p=1827"},"modified":"2011-07-28T15:33:59","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T20:33:59","slug":"favorite-text-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/favorite-text-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"Favorite text messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was cleaning out my text message archive.  Some of them I saved, such as below.  I have changed the name(s) to xxx to protect the guilty (some are months old):<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>\nxxx: I have strep! 9:28 AM<\/p>\n<p>xxx: Hi our mailbox is infested with ants. Do we have any more of the baits\/traps? 9:29 AM<\/p>\n<p>xxx: I turned on preston&#8217;s ceiling fan and his balloons are stuck in the fan stupid me :-(  4:56<\/p>\n<p>Me: Do not ask a four-year old, &#8220;Could you be any louder?&#8221; if you expect any answer other than: &#8220;Sure can, Dad!&#8221; and the ensuing cacophony. Also expect accompaniment by a 2-yr old. 9:16 AM<\/p>\n<p>Me: Olivia ate your sausage. 9:28 AM <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was cleaning out my text message archive. Some of them I saved, such as below. I have changed the name(s) to xxx to protect the guilty (some are months old): xxx: I have strep! 9:28 AM xxx: Hi our mailbox is infested with ants. Do we have any more of the baits\/traps? 9:29 AM [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,24],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1827"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1827"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1829,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1827\/revisions\/1829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}