{"id":3319,"date":"2015-01-12T19:34:19","date_gmt":"2015-01-13T00:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/?p=3319"},"modified":"2015-01-12T19:34:19","modified_gmt":"2015-01-13T00:34:19","slug":"wisdom-of-a-five-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wisdom-of-a-five-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Wisdom of a Five Year old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me:  <em>Olivia, did you have a bath last night?<\/em><br \/>\nO:  &#8220;<em>yep<\/em>&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:  <em>No you didn&#8217;t, you were in your PJs when I left<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>(Pause)<br \/>\nO:  <em>Then why did you ask me if you already knew the answer?<\/em><br \/>\nMe: <em>I remembered after I asked you.<\/em><br \/>\n(Pause)<br \/>\nO:  <em>Next time take some time to think about it before you ask me.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Sigh<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Olivia, did you have a bath last night? O: &#8220;yep&#8221; Me: No you didn&#8217;t, you were in your PJs when I left. (Pause) O: Then why did you ask me if you already knew the answer? Me: I remembered after I asked you. (Pause) O: Next time take some time to think about it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[24,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3319"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3320,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3319\/revisions\/3320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}