{"id":640,"date":"2009-01-21T10:49:51","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T15:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/?p=640"},"modified":"2009-01-21T10:49:51","modified_gmt":"2009-01-21T15:49:51","slug":"cheney-led-into-traveling-crate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/cheney-led-into-traveling-crate\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheney led into traveling crate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is an hysterical news brief from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/vice_presidential_handlers\">The Onion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A team of nine specially trained handlers have successfully lured outgoing vice president Dick Cheney into a reinforced steel traveling crate in order to transport him back to his permanent enclosure in Casper, WY, official sources reported Monday. &#8220;He&#8217;s a smart one. Once he sees the crate, he gets pretty nippy, but we&#8217;ve learned a few tricks over the years,&#8221; chief VP wrangler Ted Irving breathlessly said while applying pressure to a deep gash on his forearm. &#8220;If we break a rabbit&#8217;s legs and throw it in there, he will eventually go in to finish it off. Doesn&#8217;t work with dead rabbits, though. Cheney only eats what he kills.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8211; see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/vice_presidential_handlers\">Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an hysterical news brief from The Onion: A team of nine specially trained handlers have successfully lured outgoing vice president Dick Cheney into a reinforced steel traveling crate in order to transport him back to his permanent enclosure in Casper, WY, official sources reported Monday. &#8220;He&#8217;s a smart one. Once he sees the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":642,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions\/642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoodedhawk.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}